Most excitementing free popular music concert to coming to Post Office Hotel for common people of Coburg! First, Slumpering giant scienced fiction rollers Plague Doctor to be returning from siberian wilderness with hessian sack filled with popular new waves and most spacetacular synthesizer envelopes.
Then, after proper break to return audience to level of slavering science dogs, Richie1250 & The Brides Of Christ engage in most explosive explosion of white panted thrusting and red dressed shimmying, with haunted keyboards to be putting audiences in a trance of dance. 

Common people of Coburg. We deliver this entertainment for you. For free. All glory to the many lands of Coburg."